Thursday 8 May 2014

TOPIC: 999!!!!! Health Service in Crisis!!!


999!!!!! Health Service in Crisis!!!

 

Dring!! Dring!!
 

'Hello. Emergency services. How can I help?'
 

'Hello. I need help. There's chaos in the emergency departments and I don`t know what to do.'
 

'Can I have your name please?'
 
 
'It's Edwin Poots, P.O.O.T.S.'


'Ok. Mr Poots. When exactly did this start?'
 

'Just as soon as I took over the Ministry. First it was the elderly and now it's spread to the emergency departments.'


 'And what have been your actions so far?'
 

'Well at first I kind of ignored it all of course and then that Nolan one ........'
 

'Yes. That does complicate things a little. Still. Not to worry. We will send someone out to you ASAP. Where will we find you Mr Poots?'
 

'I'm in the queue in the emergency department. Bad with my nerves, you know. I've been waiting all day............ It's bedlam here!'  

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